Now no one is innocent in this we all do it time to time so I can't really complain because I do it my self, however we all have one friend on Facebook who doesn't shut up about how bad their life is.
These people are on guard of the ''My life is worse than yours contest and somehow mine is original'' 24/7 Sorry to break it up but Simpsons did it.
For teenagers its called hormones and geese you got to control your hormones. Its very common for teenagers to be moody and then happy if your a guy go masturbate your feel better if your a girl go watch Jonas brothers your get the tingerling feeling in your Virgina, then follow the second step get your mobile device and put it on ''Vibrate''
My information may be harsh but seriously teens you have nothing to really complain about, Yes college does suck, your not the only person in the world who thinks that. Yes Your Mum and Dad are being a bitch so is everyone elces. Yes we all have no money so stop complaining. Yes life does suck but everyone elce is going through the same thing.
Sorry but all teenagers who have not been abused as a child, loved one has passed away or getting kicked out of the house should not have chain mail of Facebook statuses how badly your life sucks. Remember a lot of people likely have it worse for example Africans children. Your complaining is not original but we will all play this game because its fun.
The ones I really hate are the ones who don't shut up about committing suicide, now I'm not influencing suicide but if your life really does suck that much and you want to commit suicide you really shouldn't be on Facebook. You should be with your best friend or a loved one. And No wanting to commit suicide because you could not get that t shirt or you hate your course or your mum being mean to you does not count. If so Maybe you should grow up? Or you are suffering from Severe clinical depression and you need to incidentally talk to someone or a mental illness and pehaps inmaturity.
Now Adults you have the right to complain right? Sure you do you Work pay rent, work 12 hours a day virtually have no money at the end of the month and you do it for your family. Yes you can complain and have the sheer right to.
Everyone in life goes through stages and everyone thinks their life sucks and no one understands what their going through or At least I'm thinking like a Emo does. But truth be told we all have different stories but we all go through the same thing.
However their are unlucky ones who are abused, beaten and these people have the right to complain or if you are a nervous wreck.
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Theirs are several of types of people on Facebook
Chain Statuses:
This Facebook user cannot let an hour pass without updating their status. Thanks to Face book, you know everything that this user does on an hourly bases. From the moment they wake up, their status is being updated. We know when they eat, when they use the bathroom, how they are feeling and countless other useless information about this user. This user believes that the world will end unless they update their Facebook status at least once every hour. These type of people should have a life feed.
Drug Facebook: (Me)
There are no typical Facebook users. It?s just something people say to make themselves feel better. Just like a drug addict or a compulsive gambler, this user has a problem, but refuses to admit it. They must log on to Facebook at least once a day or they start experiencing withdrawal symptoms These symptoms are usually manifested by hot flashes and/or cold sweats. If they do not log on to Facebook, they feel a sense of emptiness and their life is not complete. Once they?ve logged-in, all is well again until the next fix.
Tim Kemal type of Facebook:
This Facebook user is typically a single male user. He makes it his life goal to comment on every girl’s picture by writing dumb-ass comments like: “You are beautiful”, “What a beautiful picture”, “I love your hair in that picture. It must smell nice”. This lonely loser uses Facebook to tell girls how he feels because he is too shy to tell them in person. He uses Facebook to tell each and every girl just how “beautiful” she is in hopes of getting laid. He never gets laid. Most male Facebook users hate this guy with a passion.
I'm on Facebook user:
This user creates a Facebook account, updates some profile information and never uses Facebook again. These users typically know nothing about social networking sites and only joined Facebook because it is what everybody else was doing.
Request Facebook:
This user is one of the most annoying Facebook users. They usually send you multiple requests to download various crappy applications so that you can play stupid games with them on Facebook. As if Facebook itself was not a complete waste of time, this user wants you to adopt a pet, become a vampire and all kinds of other stupid things to make you waste even more time with Facebook. Even after you uninstall one of their crappy applications, they send you a request to download another crappy application.
Joker Facebook:
he most difficult to perfect, the funny Facebook status is one which contains some sort of joke or pun, but is not obvious straight away – you don’t want to be too ‘direct’ with your joke, but you do want to make people think for a moment and then laugh out loud. That’ll keep them coming back for more!
Factual Facebook:
Usually people who put ‘facts’ in their update message just copy them from Wikipedia, but still we should give them a fair voice because at least they have the brains to go there and find things. Generally, people will put facts in their status if they have nothing going on in their own life (and so they just need to live vicariously through some famous people or groups).
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When you break up with your girlfriend you learn who your friends are and who are not. So far I have currently got 10 people not talking to me. I thank you for that.
I'm not going to any details about me or Faye as shes great but me and her were not right for each other their is many reasons and not just one so its very complicated to explain. I don't feel bad at all because we only went out two months and people do not work out all the time. So why hate me? What did I do wrong. I didn't cheat on her. I didn't dump her on MSN. I did it respectfully with the best way not to break her feelings. I wasn't happy that is all. So whatever you have heard I'm not a bad person and you all have done it or will do it. So don't be a hypocrite. Also several people said their going to be hit me in the face, I can't wait!
Trying to make me jealous as well doesn't bother me because I'm not, I love being single and can't wait to see friends again and get to that next party.
Another thing I'm sick of people sending digs, if you have a problem say it.
I want to also add to my friends, I am your friend good or bad but I'm not at all happy about people not speaking me because I couldn't come out that day. It's pissing me off. You know who you are and why your not talking to me God sake grow up.
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- Joey Macleod
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lol true, true
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